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Guys do not like her cause they do not like the feeling of empowerment

OMG!!!! I HATE YOU LIM BAOYU!!!!!!

I hate myself too for making stupid promises that goes along the line "Ok, here's a deal. When you update your blog, I will too." Now that she has updated gazillion new posts and I'm still here, stuck, this is total crap. I think she did that on purpose.

And making one blog post into two parts? Smart, extremely witty.

Ok, so I squeezed all my brain juice out and here's what I got.

And who else? LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!

Not very original, I know. I have been on the fence with this particular lady forever!!! One second, I hate her. The other, I think she's a genius. And the next thing I know, I'm afraid of her. When that passed, I thought that we were long lost sisters. No, seriously.

Unapologetic, unafraid to be different and most of all original!!!

If there's anything I want from Lady Gaga, it would be her wardrobe. LOL. No, I can't rock a leotard and underwear as outerwear. I might be exposed to the world that I'm a guy. Haha. All jokes aside, I would like to have her mind. I mean what is she thinking, man!!!!

She's this lady that create songs like "Poker Face" and "Paparazzi" and the scandalous "Alejandro". But she's the same lady who goes pantless in public, wear insane headpiece that puts Carrie Bradshaw to shame and crazy sunglasses made out of everything you can imagine and cannot imagine.

Looks can be deceiving, they said. Oh, I could not agree more. With all those crazy going on with her outer appearance, she's actually a very smart and intellectual person on the inside. Unlike some stars named Britney-I-shaved-my-head-bald-Spears or Lindsay-alcohol-monitoring-anklet-is-the-new-black-Lohan or Amy-Woohoo-I'm-going-to-rehab-AGAIN-winehouse. Yes, Lady Gaga is inspiring and even though you may not like her, you have to give her credits for being so brave about who she is. This is one lady with directions, y'all!!!

I don't like her very much at the start because she scares me. But she once said something like "People said that there are no originality anymore because everything has been done. So I'm trying to challenge that." How smart and amazing can she be!!!! Ugh, talking about her makes me want to wear leotards and shoulders that if you put me into an American football game I could knock down a 6'4" guy.

If I can I would quote every thing Lady Gaga has ever said because she is that smart but I can't cause that would be annoying and creepy and stalker-ish. To sum it all up, she's humble, intelligent and works hard. Plus, she enjoys being different and is comfortable in her own skin. Any better combination than these in a person? NO.

Art is meant to disturb. Science reassures.
-Georges Braque

Ain't that right, Gaga? That is why I can never be a science person. I enjoy disturbing people over conducting experiments any second of the minute, minute of the hour, hour of the day and day of the week. Thank you very much.

Forget about Barbie. When I grow up, I want to be like Lady Gaga.

-The End-

O, Shakespeare! Let me be by your side.

Actually I have never been ashamed of the fact that I'm mathematically challenged, I've always been very open about it. [It's like I'm talking about my sexuality, haha.] Not everyone is meant to solve calculus problem in their life. Without maths, I'm ok; well maybe with it, I will be great but what the hell, life moves on.

What pisses me off are people's ignorance. Everytime someone asked me about my Maths result or how well I am with numbers, I will openly tell them that I pretty much suck. [See, total honesty.] Sadly, in this case, the saying "Honesty is the best policy" doesn't apply. After hearing my answer, most people would frowned and some would even say "I know a great Maths teacher, maybe he can help you with your problem [mental disability]." I'm like can you not see that I don't care. Carry on, they would ask me what I'm good at and I will answer "I'm good with languages so maybe I will pursue a career in translating and intepreting." They just nod like they get it but they don't. "Why not science?" they would asked. At this point, I'm getting sick and tired of them and most of the time I will say "Not a study junkie."

If they are so sturborn with continuing the conversation, they would usually ask "So language is your thing, huh?" And I will be like "I'm quite alright(blessed) with artistic skill (talent)." Then, they will shut their yaps up. Why? Because they know nothing in this field. Not like I know but at least, I don't even try to pretend that I know. Science is the "major" thing and all but then isn't culture and language the "major" thing in life. Words will not die as long as there are people on the earth (given that they're not mute).

I'm into this thing called fashion that you might have heard of before. And what can I say about that? People don't care whether you dress well or not in Malaysia. But to me, how you dress is how you present yourself. Someone who dresses sloppily is screaming that he/she doesn't give a damn. Fashion sense is an artistic skill. It's in everyone but not everyone exercises it. Just because I just so happen to open that field of my brain does not immediately make me stupid. Let's see... Coco Chanel is not stupid, Karl Lagerfeld is not dumb, Marc Jacobs is not an idiot [He is openly gay though. Ok, out of point.] and Giorgio Armani does not have a brain damage. I may be superficial but that doesn't stop me from using my brain. I may not work out equations in my mind but I do put outfits together in my imagination.

So next time before you start talking crap about me and my "talents", listen to what I have to say first. I will drive you to shame and you'll be running away with disgust. I consider my love for art, heaven's gift to crappy ol' me. So insult it if you dare. You shallow people should just get a life and read more.

-I so want to live in the 15th or 16th century where people are appreciated for their artistic talents and individualism.