this halloween, i can be anything you want me to be

But seriously, look at those eyes. No shit man, the only thing I lack now is a pair of funky choppers and then I can make Robert Pattinson look like a Twilight candidate wannabe. Wait, he already is one!!!
Plus, I kinda almost shimmer under sunlight naturally unlike someone who looks like people poured glitter all over him in the movie.
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Who wants me to be in the next Twilight movie?

Bella: Hey, did you get contacts?

Edward: No.

Bella: Your eyes were... black the last time I saw you. And now
they're like... golden brown.

Edward: Yeah I know. It's the uh... it's the fluorescents...
Um... [walks away awkwardly]

Yeah, I get you Edward dude. We all know it's just the fluorescent. It happened to me all the time too, don't worry. Damn those fluorescent. We know that vampires don't exist.

So what does that makes Cinder? I guess she turned me into one of the bloodsuckers too. Though, I prefer soda over blood any day of the week.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

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- Seriously, Twilight needs an Asian vampire.