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There's 5 things I'm sure about....



a) Vampires don't exist.
b) I will not get kidnapped just because I said something stupid (and true) about them.
c) Edward is a vampire.
d) I should be doing my English essay.
e) Hence, who gives a damn about vampires anyway.







- I know this is stupid. I can't help it too.