I'm no hater
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It was like watching a horror movie at the cinema with your eyes closed and the guy sitting beside you is like totally calm and out of point. The guy was trying to talk all the way and the girl was like "Shh, Shh."

The guy had his jaw dropped so far that I'm afraid that he wouldn't be able to pick it back up. The girl was obviously not pleased with the guy's talking. She was like "Shut up fuck up dude." LOL.

The only thing that I absolutely agree with is the word "faggots" when they started watching the trailer. The guy is totally disappointed with the fact that the wolves snarl and not howl. Overall, I think they're possessed by some evil spirit.






This lady has some serious problem. She's crazy. And crazy doesn't even starts to describe this lady. From her voice, I had say that she has the range and term of a soprano. Great for opera, might be helpful in making friends in her new home which is a psychiatric hospital.

For some time after she start watching the trailer, it was like she was having sex while having an emotional breakdown while watching a horror movie, doing all that while she was having a constipation?! Look at her talking about the wolves!!! I laughed so hard, I might die from the lack of air in my room. I mean, I watched the trailer from E! and the wolves are like Disney pansy wolves!!!! Yeah, I'm sure it's a *poof*wolf and there's even little fairy surrounding them.

She talks so fast, it's a Guinness record. She doesn't need to breathe!!!!! I think she's about to break down at the end!!! She even smiles like a psycho!!! She's like "Ha!! A paper cut, you dumb bitch!!!" Bite her, Jasper!!! Bite her!!!" While I was thinking that vampires and werewolves would teamed up to stop this madness.

"This is BET-ERRRR!!!! than Twilight." the way she pronounced it... kills me. Oh yes, and I'm so sure that the movie will win an Oscar or two.




My reaction after watching this, QUICK CHARLIE!! SAVE BELLA!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES WHEN PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE OUT IN THE WORLD!!!!








-I'm no hater. I'm just extremely cautious when it comes to whether crazy fan girls will be sitting next to me in a cinema.