I forgot the tittle
I think I forgot my freaking tittle because people talked too much during today's assembly. I mean come on, Pn. Latifah, you can do better than giving some non-relevant speech right? So-not-creative. Hire me for better speech. Damn that thing [Pn. Latifah], from the oh-so-merry teacher's day, she can talk to the oh-so-gloomy How Many A's Can You Score? It's pathetic. She definitely get an E from me in public speaking and A for crapping.

Why am I updating my blog after 91043729371937193 years of leaving it to starve and die? Because a) Lai Chin asked me to and I promised [Kinda.] b) I actually forgot my blog's link which is bad. So I need to update and crap a word or two here. I forgot how to blog and I lost my sense of humour and sarcasm.

Anyone can help poor-ole Shu Ern to find her humour?





HUMOUR WANTED
-NO SPECIFIC APPEARANCE
-FILTHY, FLITHY MOUTH AND WORDS
- WILL BE GRANTED WITH A KISS FROM SHU ERN IF FOUND
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- Dear world-best-detective, find my humour or I will threaten to kiss you.