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so sleep alone tonight
Shu Ern.
16 earthling years. Gutsy and sarcastic. Mushroom on head. Hide sweets at unreachable places just so that she doesn't eat too many of them. Breed dinosaurs. |
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It's the time machine from Doraemon
See this? There's some kind of creepy thing going on with the photo. No, it's not the red circle. Because I edited the red circle in with Paint. I grabbed this photo from Lai Chin's blog. And I was shocked to see that.... Lai Chin's younger self has came to see her!!!! Look at the hair. It's creepy, I know. What's worst is she is disguising as someone else's daughter and wait for Lai Chin to take her photo. Evil soul [kid].
Guys are only an alphabet away from gays
At tuition yesterday, my dear classmate paid tribute to Adam Lambert by painting her nails black and wearing black.She was all like "OMG!!! Adam Lambert is so hot and he should win." Some guy obviously disagree by saying "He's gay and can't sing." The ending is the guy dying and begging for life. [Girl power] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, I got a bit carried off with my inner storyteller. My main point is, WHAT IS IT WITH GUYS AND OPPOSING GAYS? Guys always seem to be disgusted and opposed gays as if it's their goddamn business. What about human rights we're all pressing about? What about gays? What about you stupid guys opposing them? I'm so free, I actually have time to write down why guys hate gays. -Someone who is sensitive, has a better sense of style, understands girls and appreciate things more is definitely a no-no among guys. I mean, guys are known for being insensitive, egotistic, narcissistic jerk from hell. Of course, they wouldn't like the idea of being all "soft" and "feminine" -I think gays somehow hurt their so-called normal guys' ego and pride. Their male pride is taking over them, so much that they hate gays. Immature. -Guys are disgusted by the fact that two of the same sex getting their hands all over each other. They think that the gays will go for them and that's when I have to bruised their ego a little. Gays are not so stupid that they go for straight guys who will obviously give them the disgusted stare or cold shoulder. "Normal" guys think they're so attractive that even gays fall for them. BAH-HAH!!!! Tsk, tsk. Ego, ego. -Adam Lambert kissing guys photo disgusting? Katy Perry has a song about girls kissing girls. Now what? Maybe someday I will make a song about me kissing my dog. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the next topic is, IKUT KIRI KECUALI MEMOTONG [as you can see on the highways] It's correct in a sense that it's wrong. If you're driving normally, to the left, to the left. But when you wanted to cut the slowpoke in front of you, you've gotta go to the right. I mean, are they trying to encourage people cutting the person in front? What about tolerance? -This is a weird weird world. What about a poem for your funeral?
This is a fictional story about the 3 person.(1 of them too kind and the other 2 satan evil.) On midnight, Ninja was working hard. 3:30 a.m when everyone was supposed to be sound asleep. She was still working. She is a kind soul. She helps others and never really thought much of herself. Finishing her work, she dragged herself to her bed for a goodnight sleep. Preparing to welcome the new day that has already came. On the morning, her work was rejected because of Evil 1. Don't be too suprised though. Being the kind soul she is, Ninja quietly kept her stuff under her desk so that noone would know. She was devastated. With not-so-high self esteem, she was gonna swallow the hardship. Getting on with her day, she was happy until.... Of course being her good friend, dear ole [ Insert undercover name] acknowledged her friend's hardwork and start promoting it. She made everyone look at Ninja's hardwork and everyone seem to agree that Ninja did a great job. Ninja was of course pretty happy, I mean who wouldn't? But when you have a classmate who smells, talks, breathes, eats and looks like a jackass. Life ain't that easy. People decided to use one of Ninja's work and kinda criticised on some other things when Mr Jackass appears out of nowhere. [Dramatic music here.] Quote from Mr-I'm-so-great-and-poetic-who-is-actually-an-ass "Please do not deny the effort of others." The story ends with Ninja breaking down. The-freaking-End!!!! Quote "Please do not deny the effort of others." I almost laugh and spit at his face. Jing Yee, you know what I'm saying so let's just take this joke to the next level by blogging it. Now, he will know not to play the role of a hero cause he ain't no hero. He can do whatever he wants by pissing off and not doing it in front of my face. His words makes me choke on my own saliva. Think before you talk in the future, boy. Make clear of the situation before you spit out your daily-quotation cause we ain't no poet. We're cannibals and we'll rip you apart. -Girls are fierce. I forgot the tittle
I think I forgot my freaking tittle because people talked too much during today's assembly. I mean come on, Pn. Latifah, you can do better than giving some non-relevant speech right? So-not-creative. Hire me for better speech. Damn that thing [Pn. Latifah], from the oh-so-merry teacher's day, she can talk to the oh-so-gloomy How Many A's Can You Score? It's pathetic. She definitely get an E from me in public speaking and A for crapping.Why am I updating my blog after 91043729371937193 years of leaving it to starve and die? Because a) Lai Chin asked me to and I promised [Kinda.] b) I actually forgot my blog's link which is bad. So I need to update and crap a word or two here. I forgot how to blog and I lost my sense of humour and sarcasm. Anyone can help poor-ole Shu Ern to find her humour? HUMOUR WANTED -NO SPECIFIC APPEARANCE -FILTHY, FLITHY MOUTH AND WORDS - WILL BE GRANTED WITH A KISS FROM SHU ERN IF FOUND . . . . . . - Dear world-best-detective, find my humour or I will threaten to kiss you.
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