A Chihuahua looks more pleasant when it is Satan's pet.
Drama. DRAma. DRAMA!!!!!

I know this is dramatic.

But my class people are funny and they decided to oppose the idea of High School Madagascar (which I'm ok with, in other words doesn't give a damn about) because they don't want to be animals. So they ended up a) not being animals and b) made the director cry.

So they were discussing (more like shouting and quarrelling) about what to do. They obviously need a Plan B. Me and Xian Jin, being the cool people (lie) in the class came up with something so genius it makes William Shakespeare looks like the scriptwriter for Barney.

The story goes like this:

One day, Sharpie went out for a walk. Suddenly, Sharpie saw a car coming at full speed towards her. *BANG* which is obvious that Sharpie got hit by the damned car. Then, Xian Jin (Sharpie's owner) rushed out. She was so worry. She hugged Sharpie in her arms and start yelling her name."SHARPIE!!! SHARPIE!" Sharpie knew she couldn't last long so she moaned and wanted to do one last high 5 with her owner. She raised out her paw (hand) and Xian Jin sobbed " One more high 5, Sharpie. The last one." Sharpie raised up her paw (hand) and reached for Xian Jin's hand. But before she could, she took her last breathe and die. *Hand slipping down* Xian Jin shouted "NO!!!!!! SHARPPPIIIIEEE!!!!!!"

Not the end yet....
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Sharpie arrived in hell obviously because she died. Then, Satan suddenly appeared in front of her and took her into his careful (NOT) arms. He started training Sharpie. Training from Satan is not easy but Sharpie is not going to give up. Her meal consist of a Tyrannosaurus bone which is 914928318730191391830 times Sharpie's size. Satan often calls for her, not for a walk but "Come, Sharpie. Let's go and kill some dudes." Sharpie followed anyways. Days at hell was seriously hell.
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3 months later, Sharpie by then was tough and scared people away just by walking down the streets. (She's still a Chihuahua though. Small and small, yeah.) Satan came up to Sharpie and said "Good job, my dog. You have done me proud. I now announced you officially as Hell's Gate Dog." (INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE) He then put a big, BIG, BIG, HUMONGOUS collar on Sharpie. Sharpie was overwhelmed with joy. From that day on, she is known as Sharpie, the most feared Hell's Gate Chihuahua!!!! (as scary as Chihuahua can get, that is.)
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Now this is the end!!!!
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But I know that no matter what we do our drama will still be better than 4J's. Their drama starred Ong as the leading actor and is about a guy named Eric who is emo and whiny shit (who totally has no life and pathetic) who later commit suicide. WTF much?!
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I LOVE YOU CHOY JING YEE!!!! DA PIAN JING!!!!
EVEN THO YOU'RE A DA PIAN (SHIT)!!!!!
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I have just been informed this morning that Sook Shian thought that I was scary in Form 1. Tragic and sad case. =(
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-Do you think that my sacrasm is back?