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so sleep alone tonight
Shu Ern.
16 earthling years. Gutsy and sarcastic. Mushroom on head. Hide sweets at unreachable places just so that she doesn't eat too many of them. Breed dinosaurs. |
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A Chihuahua looks more pleasant when it is Satan's pet.
Drama. DRAma. DRAMA!!!!! I know this is dramatic. But my class people are funny and they decided to oppose the idea of High School Madagascar (which I'm ok with, in other words doesn't give a damn about) because they don't want to be animals. So they ended up a) not being animals and b) made the director cry. So they were discussing (more like shouting and quarrelling) about what to do. They obviously need a Plan B. Me and Xian Jin, being the cool people (lie) in the class came up with something so genius it makes William Shakespeare looks like the scriptwriter for Barney. The story goes like this: One day, Sharpie went out for a walk. Suddenly, Sharpie saw a car coming at full speed towards her. *BANG* which is obvious that Sharpie got hit by the damned car. Then, Xian Jin (Sharpie's owner) rushed out. She was so worry. She hugged Sharpie in her arms and start yelling her name."SHARPIE!!! SHARPIE!" Sharpie knew she couldn't last long so she moaned and wanted to do one last high 5 with her owner. She raised out her paw (hand) and Xian Jin sobbed " One more high 5, Sharpie. The last one." Sharpie raised up her paw (hand) and reached for Xian Jin's hand. But before she could, she took her last breathe and die. *Hand slipping down* Xian Jin shouted "NO!!!!!! SHARPPPIIIIEEE!!!!!!" Not the end yet.... . Sharpie arrived in hell obviously because she died. Then, Satan suddenly appeared in front of her and took her into his careful (NOT) arms. He started training Sharpie. Training from Satan is not easy but Sharpie is not going to give up. Her meal consist of a Tyrannosaurus bone which is 914928318730191391830 times Sharpie's size. Satan often calls for her, not for a walk but "Come, Sharpie. Let's go and kill some dudes." Sharpie followed anyways. Days at hell was seriously hell. . 3 months later, Sharpie by then was tough and scared people away just by walking down the streets. (She's still a Chihuahua though. Small and small, yeah.) Satan came up to Sharpie and said "Good job, my dog. You have done me proud. I now announced you officially as Hell's Gate Dog." (INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE) He then put a big, BIG, BIG, HUMONGOUS collar on Sharpie. Sharpie was overwhelmed with joy. From that day on, she is known as Sharpie, the most feared Hell's Gate Chihuahua!!!! (as scary as Chihuahua can get, that is.) . Now this is the end!!!! . . But I know that no matter what we do our drama will still be better than 4J's. Their drama starred Ong as the leading actor and is about a guy named Eric who is emo and whiny shit (who totally has no life and pathetic) who later commit suicide. WTF much?! . . . . . I LOVE YOU CHOY JING YEE!!!! DA PIAN JING!!!! EVEN THO YOU'RE A DA PIAN (SHIT)!!!!! . . . I have just been informed this morning that Sook Shian thought that I was scary in Form 1. Tragic and sad case. =( . . . . . . -Do you think that my sacrasm is back? I'm a pig cause I eat like one
I ate too freaking much today and I feel like puking all these shit out right now!!!Not only am I not enjoying this fullness in my stomach. I actually have a serious headache. (Apart from my stomach ache.) Oh, the tragedy when you eat too much. My headache is because of the fact that I keep turning around and copying people's answer in Mandarin class. I hate all you smart smart people. I still have to do my Sejarah notes. I don't want that creep-O of a teacher to look at me and punish me pervertly. Oh, No. He won't. I won't give that chance to him. I stalked hot guys with curls on their head!!! . So If anyone knows any (hot guys), tell me their address. ;) . . . - Stalking is fun because you can look at them weirdly and pervertly.
I went back to my kampung and left my fish at home, they were strong and big. "What's next?" They knocked off the oxygen pipe and died.
It has been a while since I've blogged.I'm now typing on the computer because: a) I'm being harrassed by Xian Jin every-freaking-day to make me blog. b) Sabrina is a yoga doing puppy (cause dog sounds wrong) who hid under the Chemistry lab table. c) Today is kinda fun. d) I like Yee Seen's blog and decided to laugh at somethings. Yay~~ Sabrina decided to be smart today and left her Chemistry file at home. Then, Imran pops out and decided to check on it. Sabrina panicked!! She wanted to run away but Jing Yee had an ingenius idea and asked her to hide under the table. Sabrina being really dumb, stupid and boring, she went with Miss Genius, Jing Yee. She went under the table and we covered her up using books. And guess what?! It totally works. Imran didn't even noticed she was there. And I think ignorableness do pass on. I laughed like hell cause it's stupid and it works. Then we discovered each other supernatural powers. And I think I'm the most psychic out of them all. I discovered that my knees is different with the others cause it's kinda disconnected which give me advantage cause I can pop them when I'm bored. Then we put pens on our upper and lower lips and did other stupid things. Then Sabrina said she can do a yoga move, ONLY ONE!!! So we asked her to do for us and she did. She knee down in front of the class and bend her waist. Everyone was paused for 5 seconds and laughed. That's how stupid Sharpener (Sabrina) is. Formation was kinda good today. I'm a happy girl. . . Yee Seen's blog is funny. (But I don't think she's trying to be funny which is awesome cause I find it funny.) She celebrated her dog's birthday and gave it an egg. I mean what?! Dogs don't eat egg!!! And dogs don't eat crackers. I mean, at least give the thing some meat!! Meat is the way to go!!! When they went to watch movies, a guy cry over brides war which I found that it is something to laugh about. Not because he cried but because he cried over some movie that I would consider as chick flick. Girls can now lend a shoulder to the guys and laugh at them afterwards for being weak and whimpey. And the guys will totally flipped and defend themselves but we all know the truth. One thing: No, I'm NOT a feminist. One thing I hate about my life is I have lose my sense of humour. Until I find it, you all have to read this fu.cking good for nothing crap. - Humour, come back!!! Your mama is here!!! |