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so sleep alone tonight
Shu Ern.
16 earthling years. Gutsy and sarcastic. Mushroom on head. Hide sweets at unreachable places just so that she doesn't eat too many of them. Breed dinosaurs. |
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The wonders of little things
My mum brought some pants for my fatass brother. Then, he was trying them on and was like ...Bro: " Ma!! Cannot zip la!!!" Mum: " What?! It's 29 leh!!! OMG!!! You're fat." Bro: "..." Mum: " Last time that ugly ass ( I add one) skull shorts you buy with your dad 28 only mah." Bro defending himself: " Cutting not same mah." Mum: " Damn lah. I cut the tag already." -End of story- If you're thinking WTF?! I don't get this story for god's sake. But for your information, I don't either. SIDE STORY My dad wanted to buy some bread. So we went to the nearest grocery shop because my dad said that 7 eleven is a goddamn thieve. LOL. The whole family went not because of the bread but of my oh-so-fabulous idea of ice-cream. Me: " Yay!!! Ice-cream!!!!!!" Me: " Pa, you want this anot?" Dad shaking his head. Dad : " You buy all you want lah but any ice-cream above RM 3 will be in your mum's account. Me: " I take this la." *Holding the chocolate, vanilla, more expensive looking ice-cream* After a second... Me:" Better take this la cause it's under RM 3 and pa's gonna pay for me!!!" *cheeky grin* My mum just stand there and watch me do stupid things. LOL. SEQUEL Back home... My mum took out the meter tape. I was eating ice-cream happily. Mum: " Boy, come here. Le me see how big is your waist." Mum after measuring said: " Hmm... 85 meters." Me: " I also want!! I also want!!" Mum after measuring said again:" 77 meters." Me: " Ok gua. How many inches oo?" Mum: " Go and take dad's those constructing meter tape and see first." Then I follow behind my mum's butt. Mum: " 85 meters is 34.5 inches." My mum is shocked. I'm looking at the meter tape and was like WTF!!!! My waist can't be 30 inches!!!! I was like panicking!!! How could that happened?!!! *Look at the ice-cream in disgust* Mum: " Omg!!! I'm also 77 meters. Cannot be what!!!" My mum is just so darn skinny. How can that be?! Me:" I don't believe this thing lor. I try again." After numerous try... Me: " Now ok already. 65 meters when I measure it like 3 inches below my boobs. Who cares if it's high waisted? As long as it's 65 meters. High waisted skirt is in now mah. So nevermind." I continued eating my ice-cream gleefully. I'm such a drama queen. One moment I'm eating my ice-cream with joy, the next I'm disgusted, the next next I'm eating it with joy again. But I tell you la, look at my mum and you know that I learnt from the best. *wink* CASE CLOSED!!!!! . . . . . . . . -Women are forever obssessed with their sizes. No matter what their age might be.
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