|
so sleep alone tonight
Shu Ern.
16 earthling years. Gutsy and sarcastic. Mushroom on head. Hide sweets at unreachable places just so that she doesn't eat too many of them. Breed dinosaurs. |
|
|
about this blog
This blog was opened by Shu Ern, the mushroom dinosaur to accomodate her mindless musings and daily rantings.Do enjoy your stay here, and don't take what's not yours! tagboard
affiliates
friend
friend
friend
friend
archives
credits
Design: doughnutcrazyIcon: morphine_kissed Do credit accordingly if you changed the icon. |
I am a lucky girl!!!!
You know how girls want to marry angmos. They're hot, tall and have genes so good, you wish you were their babies' mother. Like how Lai Chin wants to marry with an Italian, Michelle would love to marry an Australian and as for Sook Shian and Sabrina, any angmos will do. I know I'm married and stuff but you know marriage is unpredictable. I could be married this moment and be single the next.Angmos like the Asian girls mysterious (Or so they like to imagine) aura and the face like Mulan. [The girl that replace his father, went to war with the intention to hook up with a hot guy.] Let's see what does Mulan has, I mean her face characteristics. She has pretty single eye lidded eyes, the end of her eyes curved upwards, the gap between her eyes are like so darn big, her flat nose and pretty pouty lips. I was watching this show and they were talking about marriage with a different ethnicity. They said that angmos have a different sense of what beautiful look like. They don't think big eyes, tall nose and sexy lips are beautiful on an asian girl. So that means a not-so-pretty girl in Asia would be drop dead gorgeous in the eyes of angmos. There's a guy who work as those guy who tells you your fate by looking at your face or hand. [I don't know what he is call.] And he said the girls' face that will most likely marry with an angmos is girls with faces like Mulan. And I was like, that's me. Although my single eyelid are gone [I USED to have them] but my eyes still curved upwards, the gap between my eyes are like so far, it fits two trucks and I have big, flat nose [It has a goddamn life on its own on my bloody face] and pouty lips that are so irresistible. If my marriage with Michael Phelps couldn't end in happiness. I would still marry another hot angmos. Thank you, mommy dearest for borning me as a not-so-pretty girl that will probably marry a superstar looking guy!!! Sorry Lai Chin, Michelle, Sabrina and Sook Shian and all the other aspiring-to-marry-an-angmo-pretty girl, I'm the only one that fits the bill. My mom has this big, flat nose gene. It runs in the family. -Girls will eye me in envy and I will paste this victory smile on my face. |