The deep, unknown secrets of me



People say this to me all the time. But it's not MySpace la.
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They say they can't recognize me.
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All I did was a little angling, it's that a crime?!!!
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Now I would teach you how to tell it's me.



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Oh, the infamous Mulan Eyes and big, flat nose. It's MY combination of look.

My nose attracts all the attention. It's like how Britney Spears attracts the paparazzi.


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The fact that I can't smile without looking like a retard in front of the camera helps.




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Sometimes my short stubby legs attract the camera's attention.
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Warning: This is just a picture spam. You have wasted twenty minutes of your life reading this.
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-Vanity is something I'm born with.