I am the new funny
Today I skipped the briefing at HQ. I just don't like the people and atmosphere there. I don't like the people who thinks that they're all that and act all high and mighty. Just my own not-so-good experience. They just can't handle some jokes.

The world is a freaking wonderful place. Yesterday when I was watching the qualification for the swimmers, I was awed. Not only that they can swim like a freaking fish but they are extremely good looking too. And not to forget about their abs. Their abs are mind blowing and the advantage of watching the male swimmers competing: They wear tight tight tight swimsuit. And when their muscle flexes, it's a fangirl moment. Their smile of victory, priceless. Nothing beats a man who makes sport sexy and do it with effortlessness. Gosh, I sound like a huge pervert but it's really hot. All of them are so good looking and you might wonder " Is a Hollywood movie about swimmers?"

I seriously need hair extensions. Not a wig, not those glued on ones. I want the ones which are sewn in and called weave (?). Maybe. I want to know what I look like with luscious long hair. I'm too much of a lazy ass to keep my own hair long. My hair is so freaking thick, it's uncontrolable.

I'm going to the International Camp soon. Very soon, too soon. I wish I hadn't pay for it. I just hated it just by the thought of it. I don't like going with all the snobby people who thinks cheap is the new funny. Sorry, honey. I am the new funny. And I don't even freaking knows why everyone just laugh and laugh and laugh. Sorry if I don't speak the language cheap. I wish I could just keep my big fat mouth shut and not go there in the first place. I hate myself now.

Apart from all the shit going on, the world is still a wonderful place with my existence.





P/S: Boo doesn't like the girl swimmers and he's jealous of the eye candy I got from the male ones.



If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth