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so sleep alone tonight
Shu Ern.
16 earthling years. Gutsy and sarcastic. Mushroom on head. Hide sweets at unreachable places just so that she doesn't eat too many of them. Breed dinosaurs. |
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Vain, pervert, crazy and Dumb.
If you think something crazy happen in your life, well think again. Today I got my Maths paper. So as you know my gene doesn't carry anything in Maths except 1, 2, 3. So I failed miserably. Failed as if literally fail flat. And then this crazy thing happen when I was checking the answers. A question that I don't know at ALL, I simply tembak only and I got it correct. I don't even know the formula. That's why I always say that I'm PSYCHIC.The fun doesn't stop there as I got my BM paper 1, I literally stopped breathing. I didn't even get half of it correct which is so pathetic. I got only 18 of it correct and I call myself genius when it comes to language. Bleh~~ But my oh-so-awesome writing save my ass so I won't get an ugly mark. And the real shocking thing is I'm the lowest for paper 1 in my class. At least I think so. I think I need to publish a book called " Write to Save Ass ". I bet it will be a New York Times bestseller. When it comes to New York Times bestseller, almost every book I bought is a New York Times bestseller and have great review. It doesn't matter if it's a crappy book or have shitty plot, it always have review so great that you can't help but buy it. And when you brought it home, you just want to burn it and let the cockroach eat the ashes. So if every author can get a great review, why not me? The most frustrating thing lately is the International Camp. I wish I was a spoiled, rich brat so I can't get my ass out and let them keep the RM 200. Unfortunately, after spending RM 200, I have to spend a hell lot of money buying gifts for people I don't know and having them to taste our traditional food. I mean come on, they can go to an International Food Fest if they want. We will just share our culture and experience by our mouth. Words are the best weapons. I'm still craving for a freaking hair weave. I want my long luscious hair!!!!! Few days in a week, I would think that I'm vain. 1 week in a month, I would think that I'm a pervert. 2 weeks in a month, I would think that I'm crazy. 365 days of the whole year, I would think that I'm...... STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! Even I can't stand my own stupidness (ben- ness) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Everything popular is wrong. Oscar Wilde
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